For the confused people on my dash, Eurovision is an event where all the European countries have a musician and a song and they all battle it out like the Hunger Games. Only one will come out alive. They will become King of Europe and control the EU and everyone has to speak that language for the year until next Eurovision.

Everything will be fine as long I’ve got my tv, food and my iPhone !!!

That moment when you’re singing and some bitch decides to join in

“This isn’t Glee.”